有关愚人节的幽默英语话剧 --19 1:6:6 来源： N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry b. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!N: He came to a est, and met an ugly man.U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?F: Ok, here.U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）D: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!D: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?D1: What a pity!N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?F: April 1.转自：K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
三年级英语作文：The composition of the tree --1 01:57:1 来源： A tree has three main parts, the roots, the branches and the leaves. Under the ground, the roots out so that the tree can stand firm. Above the ground, the roots m the trunk, and the trunk suorts the branches. Near the top of the tree, the trunk divides into branches. At the top of the tree, the leaves grow out of the branches. the leaves receive sunlight to help the whole tree grow.
The Best Teacher --19 ::18 来源： The Best TeacherI think the best teacher is Jennifer. She always smiles in class, But if you are too naughty, Jennifer will be very angry. If you want to be safe, please be a good student. If Jennifer is very angry, please be quiet. If you do not, you will be an stuffed-bun. 3班： yuki
自我介绍（小学生）Self-introduction (Primary Student) -- :3: 来源： I’m aprimary student. I live happily. I have long hair and a lovely face. But I ‘mvery short. Being the shortest girl in my class, I feel shamed of it, though myteacher and classmates always say I will grow taller in the future to comtme. Besides, I feel very happy in school. There are so many students play withme, and I always do well in study. So, when I go home, my parents also happy,too. My father often take me out to different interesting places. And my motherusually cook delicious food me. How happy I am!我是一个小学生我过得很开心我长着长长的头发还有一张可爱的脸蛋但是我很矮我是我们班最矮的学生，为此我感到很羞耻，但我的老师和同学都说我以后我会长高的来安慰我除此之外，在学校里我是很开心的有很多学生陪我玩，我学习很好所以，回家后我的父母也很高兴我爸爸经常带我去各种有趣的地方玩我的妈妈经常给我做美味的食物我真是太幸福了！
电影《教父经典台词 -- :58: 来源： 电影《教父经典台词1.Let your friends underrate your advantage,while let your enemies overrate your disadvantage. 让朋友低估你的优点，让敌人高估你的缺点 underrate v.看轻，轻视，评价过低 [nd?'re?t] overrate v.估价过高 [?v?'re?t] .Don’t hate your enemy, or you will make wrong judgment. 不要憎恨你的敌人,那会影响你的判断力. 3.To be close to your friend, but closer to your enemy. 离你的朋友近些，但离你的敌人要更近，这样你才能更了解他 .Don’t let anybody know what you are thinking. 迈克对文森特说：永远不要让任何人知道你心里在想什么! 5.Only don’t tell me you’re innocent. It insults my intelligence, makes me very angry. 这个世界本身就没有所谓的清白而言，你能坦言，你从来就没说过慌，这是自欺欺人 insult v.侮辱，凌辱 [?n's?lt] 6.I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. 我将给他一个他无法拒绝的理由条件. 7.A person is only one destiny. 一个人只有一个命运 8.Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. 你花时间和你的家人在一起吗? 我当然有. 很好!不照顾家人的男人,根本算不上是个真正的男人! 9.Great people are not born with the great, but in the process of growing up show its great. 伟大的人不是生下来就伟大的，而是在成长过程中显示其伟大的 .If a person is very generous, then he must behave himself an emotional generosity. 如果一个人很慷慨，那他就必须把自己的慷慨表现得充满感情——马里傲普佐原文 .Friendship can build a solid defense. 友谊可以筑起一道坚实的防线 .If you think I do not know the truth and that is an insult to my intelligence. 如果你认为我不知道其中的真相,那就是在侮辱我的智慧 .It’s not personal,it’s business. 不要把私人的感情带到商界 .I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men. 我费了一生的精力,让自己变得十分谨慎 ,女人和小孩能够粗心大意 ,但男人不行. . I never would impose no need of friendship Friendship – think my insignificant person. 我绝不会把友谊强加给不需要友谊——认为我无足轻重的人 .A matter of seconds to see the nature of people and spend half my life is also unclear one thing to see the nature of man, nature is not the same fate. 在一秒钟内看到本质的人和花半辈子也看不清一件事本质的人,自然是不一样的命运. .A man who is not a father will never be a real man. 不顾家庭的男人不是真正的男人 18.If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. 如果生活告诉了我们什么，历史教育了我们什么，那就是你可以杀了任何人 19. This book will leave about two things: First, your name, then there are your brains … 这张和约书上会留下两样东西：一是你的名字，再就是你的脑浆…… .So, love somebody else. 那么，去爱一些其他人吧 教父 台词 经典小学生话剧剧本:蚂蚁和蟋蟀Ant and Cricket --7 3::56 来源： 小学生话剧剧本:蚂蚁和蟋蟀Ant and Cricket （横栏镇小学生课本剧，并获镇二等奖、市三等奖）Scene1:春去夏来，Ants 慢慢挪动身子.Line: The ants are in their hibernation till spring. They eat and rest a lot, but work little. How easeful they are! Now, summer is coming,(场景变化)what will they do? Let’s see!（蚂蚁爸爸在队伍前面呼喊蚂蚁们，蚂蚁妈妈观看周围的景色）Ant Father: Baby ants, baby ants, get up! It’s summer now! (叫醒ants)（ants起来排成一行队伍背箩筐准备开始工作）Ant Mother: How beautiful it is! (欣赏夏天的美丽)Hurry up! (转向ants，催)Ants(点头示意）:En!Little ant: Oh, no! I want to rest more! （撒娇状）Ants(惊讶）: Ai?Ant Mother: Hurry up, baby! Don’t be lazy!Ant Father: Look! There are many food here and there, let’s carry it!（指着周围遍地的食物说，ants眼神跟随）Ants: Come on! (鼓励Little Ant)Little Ant(作不情愿状):I……，I’ m sleepy! (找借口，于是又躺下)Ants: Oh? (奇怪)Ant Sister(捡起脚边的nut): Look, sister! There is a nut. (品尝) Mm, it’s sweet! (拿给Little Ant) Taste it!Little Ant: Oh! (意外喜悦) Very delicious, I like it!Ant Mother: Baby, there are many food all over the place, we need to carry and stock it winter sleep, you know? (搭着Little Ant肩膀, 语重心长地说)Little Ant: Yes, Mom. (认识到自己的错误，难为情的低下头)Ants(欢呼):Yep!Ant Father: Ready-----go! (带领集体开始干活)Scene: Ants忙碌着搬运和储藏的工作.Line: Now, there is a cricket, he plays a lot but work little. Look, he’s playing with a butterfly!(cricket追赶butterfly)Cricket: Woo, woo----! I can get you, get you! (cricket要捕捉butterfly)Butterfly: Speed up! (加速飞离)Cricket: Oh, wait、wait!Cricket: Ah! (无奈)Cricket(面对观众自我介绍) Hello, I’ m cricket! I like golden summer(指向身后的景色). I have enough food around(指着周围的食物),rice 、nut、candy、orange……(话语转换) Also, I like playing with my friends! (开心自豪)Dragonflies(跳舞出场)：Hi, cricket! Let’s dance together!Cricket(马上迎上)：Ok! (排好队伍跳舞，方向移动中看到正在忙碌工作的Ants)Cricket: Who are they? (怀疑地问Dragonfly) Little Ants?Dragonfly: Yes! (点头)Cricket: Hey, Little Ants! Have a break! Cricket Dragonfly: Let’s dance!Little Ant: Sorry! We are working! (很懂事地回答,又继续工作)Cricket(走近Ants): (观看一会Ants的工作) Stop! Stop! There are enough food you,(指着周围食物)It’s unnecessary to stock food .Ant Sister: Cricket, we are getting y our winter sleep, as it is too cold to get food in winter.Ants: En! (点头表示同意)Cricket: (不屑) How silly you are ! Dragonfly: Silly , silly! (附和着)Cricket Dragonfly: Play is the first! (坚持着)(Ants伤心)Ant Mother:(安慰) Baby! get it! Let’s go on!Cricket Dragonfly(朝ants): Bye!Cricket : Let’s go on !(各自忙自己的活) Scene3:夏去秋来,秋去冬来!各自重复着自己的生活.Line: The cricket repeat his leisured life in the cool autumn. Now, winter is coming, it blows hard and snows heavily.Cricket: What a white world! (面对白茫茫一片发感慨) I’m cold!(哈欠)(肚子响) Oh! I’m hungry! (漫步在雪地找食物,找不到食物有些着急)Ants: Cheer! (举杯干杯)Ant Sister: Dad, it is you! (饭桌上夹菜)Little Ant: It’s you, Mom! (学着Sister做)Ants: you, you! (争先恐后夹给父母)(Cricket在漫步中听到吵闹声,在蚂蚁家的窗外看到Ants一家分享丰盛的晚餐,心里很不是滋味,徘徊着)Cricket: Should I come in? ---Oh, no, I’m ashamed! ---But, I’m hungry! (捂着肚子作思想斗争矛盾着)(Cricket最后还是决定敲门)Ant Father(开门)Cricket: (轻声地) Mr. Ant, I’m sorry, I …Ant Father(有点惊讶，马上反应过来)：Come in , please!Ants(拍手)：Welcome! （Ant Mother拿另一副碗筷）Little Ant: Have a seat!Cricket(惭愧): If I were working hard in summer, I should have food now. I’m sorry!(朝ants道歉)Little Ant: get it !Ant Sister: Don’t be sad!Ant Father: Just know you mistake…Ant Mother(紧跟其后): And correct it!Cricket :(重叹口气)I will. I promise! (发誓)Ant Sister: Let’s have dinner!All: Cheer! 小学生 话剧 剧本糟糕的天气 The Bad Weather -- :7:19 来源： Theweather of these days is really bad. It’s foggy and there is haze in the air. So,we can’t see the things very far. Every morning, when I pull back the curtain, Ionly can see the building dozens miles away. When I go to school, I must bevery careful when I go across the street. Besides, the air is dirty because ofthe haze. I even feel hard to breathe. My mother tells me to wear a respirator.I do as she tells. Because of the bad weather, car accidents happen morefrequently. I hope drivers can drive more carefully and keep safe.这几天的天气很差，雾气很大空气中也有很多烟尘肉眼看不到很远的东西每天早上我拉开窗帘的时候，都只能看到不远处的建筑物上学的时候，过马路的时候我必须十分小心此外，由于阴霾满布，空气很脏，有时候我甚至感觉呼吸困难妈妈让我带上口罩，我只能照她说的做由于这样的坏天气，车祸发生的频率更大了，我希望司机们都能小心开车，保安全
It is a dog --3 ::31 来源： It is a dog kate has a dog, bobo. this morning,bobo ate toast and milk.after that, bobo went to part. in the afternoon,bobo it nap. but wind blew away he is hat.bobo it sad.Home is best -- :: 来源： Home is bestli xiao qi(no.6middle school)Home is place to rest in. Home is a haebor to take she Her fromthewind. Home will neverabandon you no matter you arerich or poor . Home will everembrace you no matter you are happy or sad. Home, without living in it, is onlya house although it maybe luxury . Home , filled with love , is heaven even if you de not have beautiful clothes to wear,delicious food to have.
Spring 春天 -- :0:57 来源： Spring 春天 I like spring best of all the four seasons. When spring comes, it's getting warmer and warmer, and the world becomes rich and colorful. The sun is red, the sky is blue, clouds are white, and the trees get green again. In spring, we can see beautiful flowers everywhere. The birds come back from the south, and sing happily all day. Everything comes back to life again. Look, the boys and girls are flying kites by the river happily. How beautiful the season is! 一年四季之中，我最喜欢春天当春天到来时，天气变得越来越暖和，世界变得五颜六色 太阳是红彤彤的，天空是碧蓝的，云朵是白色的，树木又变绿了 在春天，我们到处都能看到美丽的花朵鸟儿从南方飞回来了，整天开心地唱万物复苏了 你瞧，孩子们正欢快地在河边放风筝这个季节多美啊！
我的家族(My family tree) -- :7:5 来源： 我的家族(My family tree) my name is cathy. i am twelve years old. i am a student. i go to guicheng central primary school. i am in class four, grade five. i am my father and mother `s good daughter. my father is mr. cai. he is an office worker. he works in an office. my mother is very beautiful and young. her name is miss zhu. she is an office worker, too. my father `s father and mother are mr. cai and miss deng. they are my grandfather and grandmother. my mother `s father and mother are mr. zhu and miss liu. they are my grandfather and grandmother, too. so i have two grandfathers and two grandmothers. my uncle and aunt have a son, jack. he is my cousin. jack is a lovely boy. he is only five-years old. i like him. i like my family very much.
《灵魂梦飞行经典台词 -- 3:31:3 来源：kekenet 背景介绍：《灵魂梦飞行（SoulPlane）是一部喜剧黑人青年纳肖恩(凯文·哈特饰)坐飞机出差时受尽了羞辱和惊吓，一怒之下将航空公司告上了法庭，结果获赔1亿美金纳肖恩拿这笔 钱开辟了历史上第一条只供黑人搭乘的名为NWA的航班首航时很多黑人朋友赶来助兴NWA航班特立独行，拥有最顶级的务：性感火辣的空、无限放送的黑人灵乐、忘情热舞的夜总会、终极享受的浴缸……谁知飞机上天之后却遭遇无数险情，由此引出一幕幕令人捧腹的闹剧这段对话发生在纳肖恩和机长麦克(史努比·道格饰)初次见面之际麦克表面上显得非常自信，然而后来却明根本不是这么回事儿Nashawn：Hey, you are late. Mack：Don''t worry about me bein'' late. I''m goona take this plane of yours up another 1,000 feet, and we gonna be there five minutes early. Real slick like hair GREase, but with less mess. Can you dig it?Nashawn：Yeah, I can dig it. I was lookin'' at your resume, man. I see that you flew in Desert Storm. That''s pretty impressive. Mack：Actually, that''s a typo. I drew over in Desert Storm.Nashawn：I''m sorry, I didn''t... What you say?Mack：I was the nigga that drew the little say-ings on the bombs:Damn Saddam. That was me. Matter of fact, I''m not even ''posed to be talkin'' about that. Nashawn：What? Do you even know how to fly a plane, man?Mack： Sure, I got my wings when I got out. 纳肖恩：嘿，你来晚啦麦克：别担心我来晚了我要把你这架飞机的飞行高度再提高00英尺，而且我们还会提前5分钟到那里这趟飞行将像润发膏一样顺滑，而且还没那么多粘粘糊糊，你明白吗？纳肖恩：是，我明白我刚才在看你的简历哥们儿，我发现你在“沙漠风暴”行动中飞过，这真是太好了麦克：事实上，这是个打印错误我在“沙漠风暴”期间是画画的纳肖恩：对不起，我不……你说什么？麦克：我就是往炸弹上写“该死的萨达姆”等小句子的那个黑人，那就是我其实我都不该对你讲的纳肖恩：什么？那你到底会不会驾驶飞机啊？哥们儿？麦克：放心吧，我出来的时候，身上就跟长了翅膀似的语言点：1、麦克所说的“Can you dig it?”，是问“你明白吗?”这个用法有些过时dig还有喜欢的意思，如“I really dig those shoes!”（我真喜欢那双鞋！）、这段对话的语言多处都不合语法，写出来还有许多拼写错误，但这就是美国黑人英语的特色黑人英语中，词尾的“ing”发音为“in”如文中的“I was lookin'' at your resume.”而词尾的“er”则发音为“a”例如“I was the nigga……”3、nigga其实就是nigger这个词是白人对黑人的蔑称，我们提到美国黑人时，一定要说black，有时候还说African Americannigger一词侮辱意味很强，绝不可以使用但这里麦克把自己称作nigger，则含有幽默的意味、把“going to”说成“gonna”,“want to”说成“wan-na”，美国白人如今也这么含混地说话黑人英语还有很多省略、吞音，如“What you say”（What did you say）,“Matter of fact”（As a matter of fact），“''posd to”（supposed to） 飞行 经典台词 灵魂
小学英语作文：我的三餐 --9 1::57 来源： 小学英语作文：我的三餐I study in No.1 Primary School in Changsha，i'm in Grade 5.我在长沙第一小学读书，我读五年级Every morning i have an egg ,a cup of milk and some noodles.In the noon,i go home to have lunch.My mother is a good cooker,I like all her food very much. supper,we usually have something light,like vegetable and potato chips.我每天早上吃一个鸡蛋，一杯牛奶和面条中午，我回家吃饭我的妈妈厨艺很好，我喜欢妈妈做的所有饭菜晚上，我们通常吃得清淡些，像青菜，土豆丝什么的